What's with the Magic Hat Stuff?

Updated: January 21, 2006

So it ends up, each Magic Hat beer comes with an odd saying under the cap. We have started data-entering all of the different sayings we find, and displaying them one at a time (randomly) on the homepage. However, if your the curious type, we suggest you read the list below rather than reloading the homepage. We'd appreciate it.

All capitallization and spellings are exactly as found under the cap. Promise.

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"Bob likes hornberg's"
"Dogs are King of Everything"
"big Bubbles, big Troubles"
"Transplant your rant"
"Love is Blind To Your Behind"
"Spread Fred"
"Milk a cow til it says 'WOW'"
"What Is The Mixture Of Life's Elixir?"
"Feast on yeast"
"Ingredients: Beer"
"Stuff a Liar with Balls of Briar"
"I Have What I Want"
"The Unreal is the Real deal" (x2)
"Stare at the Sky if you wonder Why" (x2)
"Share a popcorn Ball with the apostle Paul"
"The Sky is too blue to be True"
"A frozen Heart could use a jump Start"
"Steer clear of Humongous Fungus"
"You're a Winner call 1-802-658-2739"
"If I had a tail I'd wag it"
"Understand gravity"
"Envision the grandeur"
"Don't Climb a Ladder with a Full Bladder"
"Got Beer?"
"Wacka - Wacka"
"Great Beer is Quite Near"
"Don't be an Imposter on Humanity's Roster"
"A wise choice my friend"
"Beer for peace"
"It's still Home if you're Alone"
"The universe Always has Other plans"
"Buy your Gal Growlers with her Flowers" (x2)
"To Be Olden is Golden"
"Whoever says they Have the Answer, doesn't"
"We brew what's true" (x2)
"If you're in jail, your friends pay bail"
"Never seal lips while drinking"
"Feed the Nation with Imagination"
"Happy Beer-Thirty"
"Your message in a bottle ... cap" (x2)
"Jinx! Buy me a Beer"
"Have a 9 on 9/9"
"Have you the will to chill?"
"Wine and Dine before the Line"
"Don't Think Twice, it's All Right"
"One good ale's better than 6 bad ones"
"If your Vote's Uncast you can't Bombast" (x2)
"Red Feck lives here"
"Spend time not Money"
"Where have you gone Joe DiMagggio?"
"Heed the Spirit, if you can Hear it"
"it is better to Make than to Take"
"Are you Really ready?"
"And no Oompa-Loompas"
"Do not Steer while Drinking Beer"
"Adore our Spores"
"Participation makes a great Nation"
"Let's start a Nation on permanent Vacation"
"Don't Slave Away Until Your Grave"
"#9 makes me Feel mighty Fine"
"Philosophy is not a Luxury item" (x2)
"A pint is Savory when chowing Fries & Gravy"
"Find Salvation through acts of Creation"
"It's no Sin... try Again"
"Peel off your Skin to see we're all Kin"
"Undressing. Distressing or a Blessing?"
"Try not to be Your own Enemy"
"Ale is the Grail"
"Art Show, Fart Show. Make the Beer"
"Red Feck lives here"
"Magic is Where you Make it"
"Stop looking... and you'll find It" (x2)
"Drain the Bladder Before it gets fatter"
"Time is Slow when there are Acres to Mow"
"A Night out with Trey would Make my Day" (x2)
"Always be Kind to a creative Mind"
"Rude little Boys always make Noise"
"Life is Sweet when it's Complete"
"Don't Cause A Stink When You Drink"
"Don't throw a Can at a good looking Man" (x2)
"Beware the Bore Behind the Door" (x2)
"The Weird should never be Feared"
"It's definitely Possible"
"Bubbles in the Bath make your toes Laugh"
"Love over Time is quite Sublime"
"You're never Alone with a Bone"
"Enjoy a Heart, it's a Work of Art"
"A good Sneeze can knock you on your Knees" (x2)
"Don't Throw Stones at Others' Bones"
"only Louts are ruled by their Doubts"
"Embrace alternative Methods at this Time" (x3)
"From others Lips Slip useful Tips"
"Be Specifically General"
"Loathe to Drink India Ink"
"Poise and Grace keep Egg off your Face"
"Gus loves it!"
"Steal this cap!" (x2)
"Write your own Future" (x2)
"Revel in Ravell"
"No matter Where, you're always There"
"Try not to Blush when in Walks your Crush" (x3)
"good Food, good Beer...good Gosh, let's Eat" (x2)
"Don't throw Mud, throw a Spud"
"Those Who Race miss life's Grace"
"Mud Season is pleasin' for a Reason"
"It's Good to be King" (x2)
"Intelligent Conversation is a Revelation" (x2)
"Clean your Plate when you're on a Date"
"Being Stronger means Living Longer" (x4)
"Put no Stock in the tick of the Clock"
"What's the link between what you drink and think?"
"Money can't buy Poverty" (x2)
"Don't smirk at quirks"
"Drain the Badder Before it gets fatter" (x2)
"Better living through Alchemy"
"Turn to your mate and seal your Fate" (x4)
"How much for the goat"
"Kindlessness = Mindlessness"
"It's all a Movie, but it's Your Movie" (x2)
"You can Win if you can Grin"
"Pull My Finger but do Not Linger"
"Rediscover your Lover" (x3)
"Feel Strange at least twice a Day" (x2)
"Write your own Future"
"Put no Stock in the tick of the Clock"
"Home of the Twin Lobster" (x2)
"Hocus Pocus ...I Can't Focus" (x2)
"moments Only pass to make room for More"
"it's Easy to Talk and Say nothing at the Same Time"
"This beer tastes Yummy to your Tummy"
"Life is Better inside a Warm Sweater"
"Life...Love...Ale."
"Be here now" (x2)
"Keep the Pace, go to Space"
"Don't Yap when you Nap"
"May your Vice be Nice"
"Don't Eat with your feet"
"Blow off all Show offs"
"The Devil is in the Potato Salad" (x3)
"Find a Solution to Mind Polution"
"Focus on Hocus"
"It's not Drivel to be Civil"
"Thoughtlessly Rant and you'll have to Recant" (x3)
"Humor is a Tumor when it becomes Rumor" (x3)
"Life in a Hurry makes everything Blurry" (x2)
"You might Sigh if left with Humble Pie" (x2)
"You are next in line"
"Don't mock a Soul hundreds of years Old" (x3)
"Don't Tease, aim to Please"
"To make Someone smile is Worthwhile" (x2)
"A Mate that's Great will tell it Straight" (x2)
"Be Alert not inert"
"Don't pour Sap on your Lap" (x2)
"Karma cannot be Denied"
"The Weight is not as Heavy as you Think"
"Take two Lumps when you're in the Dumps" (x2)
"Land your ear to someone who's dear" (x2)
"Tweak the nose of those who Doze"
"When in the Bar, Choose the Star" (x2)
"be your Own Orchestra"
"It's always best to Confess to your Mess" (x2)
"Minds Awaken on roads less Taken"
"Life Stinks with no Jinx"
"read Books... not Bottlecaps"
"Seize the Cheese" (x2)
"it's Crazy to be Lazy"
"We all have the Power to Blossom & Flower"
"Honk if you like Peace and Quiet" (x2)
"It can be Great to Agitate"
"Take a Break to eat Cake"
"Never hop in an Open Coffin"
"Create a Blimp shaped like a Shrimp"
"Don't Zap your only Map" (x3)
"Newmie's Feet ... what a Treat" (x2)
"How did You get like This?" (x2)
"Don't be Jumpy when the Going gets Bumpy"
"the Real Scene can not be Seen" (x2)
"Life is Tragic without any Magic" (x3)
"Without hops the world stops" (x2)
"have you seen Bob?"
"may Your ferndocks Always be krenzled" (x2)
"Truthsayers beat Soothsayers" (x2)
"One Always Pounces on our 12 Fluid Ounces" (x2)
"If you imbibe let others Drive"
"In Time, we all Rhyme"
"Don't be a Pig when you Swig" (x3)
"A mind is a Terrible thing to Baste"
"Please Try not to Lie" (x3)
"Better Luck next Time" (x2)
"Be a Winner share your Dinner"
"Heed the Warning of early Morning"
"Big Brother is Watching TV"
"Behold! the Power of Yeast" (x2)
"www.bigheavyworld.com" (x3)