This is what allergies will to do you …
Though she was only 25, she had already begun to manifest the first symptoms of Old Lady Bedside.
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Though she was only 25, she had already begun to manifest the first symptoms of Old Lady Bedside.
Well, let’s see…. Tissues, check. Glasses, check. Nasal spray, check. Tea mug, check. Pills, check. Dentures….. hey has anyone seen the denture glass? Wait a minute, this isn’t a old lady bed side table, it’s a fake! Or maybe just a younger old lady with good dental hygiene….hmmm….
If it had a copy of Reader’s Digest, I would be convinced.
Yeah, I am not sure if Automated Alice is exactly Old Lady reading, but the multiple prescription drug bottles sure are Old Lady Beside!
True, there are no dentures…but I’m only beginning to manifest symptoms here. I’m also hoping that decades from now, when I truly am an old lady, I will still have enough sense to read books like Automated Alice and not go anywhere near a Reader’s Digest.
Amen to that! While Reader’s digest is a staple of the Old Lady Bedside (I forgot that one, thanks Katie!) it is pretty shoddy reading material.
My whole place looks like this table….
I lack the glasses but add in a bite plate, lotion, and lip balm. I’ve been finding the whole thing terribly frightening for quite some time now so I feel for you, sweets.
HEY!!! I HAD those glasses but got stolen/misplaced in austin! was that you??