This is what allergies will to do you …
Posted by Sarah - 07/05/03 at 10:05:29 pmThough she was only 25, she had already begun to manifest the first symptoms of Old Lady Bedside.
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Well, let’s see…. Tissues, check. Glasses, check. Nasal spray, check. Tea mug, check. Pills, check. Dentures….. hey has anyone seen the denture glass? Wait a minute, this isn’t a old lady bed side table, it’s a fake! Or maybe just a younger old lady with good dental hygiene….hmmm….
Comment by Yuriko — May 8, 2003 #
If it had a copy of Reader’s Digest, I would be convinced.
Comment by katie — May 8, 2003 #
Yeah, I am not sure if Automated Alice is exactly Old Lady reading, but the multiple prescription drug bottles sure are Old Lady Beside!
Comment by Rick — May 8, 2003 #
True, there are no dentures…but I’m only beginning to manifest symptoms here. I’m also hoping that decades from now, when I truly am an old lady, I will still have enough sense to read books like Automated Alice and not go anywhere near a Reader’s Digest.
Comment by Sarah — May 8, 2003 #
Amen to that! While Reader’s digest is a staple of the Old Lady Bedside (I forgot that one, thanks Katie!) it is pretty shoddy reading material.
Comment by Yuriko — May 8, 2003 #
My whole place looks like this table….
Comment by JTischer — May 12, 2003 #
I lack the glasses but add in a bite plate, lotion, and lip balm. I’ve been finding the whole thing terribly frightening for quite some time now so I feel for you, sweets.
Comment by loren — May 12, 2003 #
HEY!!! I HAD those glasses but got stolen/misplaced in austin! was that you??
Comment by chinh — May 13, 2003 #