Tip toe through …
I am staring at two vases filled with pink and yellow tulips because my boss wanted to do something nice in honour of my most recent office move. Personally, I think it is because last week she became a grandmother for the first time and she is all hopped up on grandmahood like it is a drug. Either way, they are pretty, and help offset the smell of corrugated cardboard that otherwise dominates this space.
What a coincidence! My boss gave me pink and white tulips and recently became a grandmother too.
I like a man who can speak freely about his tulips!
Roses on the piano are nice, but what I really like are tulips on the …